You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
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sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
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If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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