Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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