I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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