I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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