if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Randomize
