I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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