if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize