you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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