I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
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Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
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Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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