Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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