Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
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that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
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THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
She needs sedatives and a leash
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
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