why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
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They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
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Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
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