No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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