Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
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Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
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I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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