I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
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He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
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S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!