I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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