Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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