this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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