I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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