nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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