windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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