Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
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I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
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Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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