Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
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I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
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I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
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