Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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