their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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