gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
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