My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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