please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
We have started to decorate penises.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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