Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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