Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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