That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
Slut skills are useful in every country.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
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