it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
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Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
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First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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