Got a toothbrush?
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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