oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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