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(847): View more from Illinois

Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".

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(917) i just came from walking.

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haha you just came from walking?

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(678): View more from Georgia

If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.

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(317): View more from Indiana

Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.

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(850): View more from Florida

Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.

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(712): View more from Iowa

ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.

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(907): View more from Alaska

When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.

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(540): View more from Virginia

fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.

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(805): View more from California

I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?

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Nah.

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I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE

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