okay pat passed out under dana's car
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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