we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
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Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
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Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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