wrigley field is MILF paradise
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
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My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
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Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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