I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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