How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
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I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
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Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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