so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
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