no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
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bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
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I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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