with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
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everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
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I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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