i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
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