don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
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officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
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Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I did not marry a roomba.
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