I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
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