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She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Shitshow foam night was such a success
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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