I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
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just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
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If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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