She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
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Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
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i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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