i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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