Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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