Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
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How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
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I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
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