One girl and one boy is just not enough.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
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I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
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I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
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