Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
too bad you live with your parents still
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Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
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Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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