How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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