My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
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someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
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He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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