I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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