why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
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So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
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I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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