People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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